Day 8...

Dear Professor (of the class that ends at 2:52pm on the second floor of Doudna),

I'm writing to beg you to please exit the room promptly at 2:52pm. Your class ends at 2:52pm, yet you continue to linger with your students until almost 3pm everyday! It's not so much that the other students and I care if you shave a few minutes from our class that begins after yours, but in case you haven't noticed, our Professor, seems to care a lot.

Your almost daily tardiness throws a wrench in his daily routine and that's NOT good for him!  The pacing, hair twisting, rocking and muttering to himself as he checks his watch 75 times a minute screams..."Get the hell out of my classroom, I can't cope with this change!"  I'm not sure if your familiar with the Autism Spectrum, but I'd bet my red Swingline stapler this guy is. To help you understand, I made a visual.

Now, before you send this amazing tool to a medical journal, I need to give credit to Benny, Steve, Milton, Raymond and John for their assistance.  I couldn't have done it without all of them...thanks guys!

Please study this chart, watch some TV and rent some movies to educate yourself on Autism.  This is what the experts do.  I mean, why else would Family Matters have been on TV for 9 years...it had to be for research!

In conclusion, please, please take this warning seriously!  None of us want this guy to go all "4 MINUTES TO WAPNER!" on your ass, ok!?

You're welcome,

JRS