As in Hali-tosis!
Oh my gawd! So my class started at 1pm, which was unfortunate because "Hali" must still be used to an afternoon nap. At first I was confused, because I couldn't figure out where the disgusting smell was coming from. Then, I realized it was this girl sitting next to me, and the stench was coming from her mouth every time she yawned.
(Insert gag here)
SHIT!!!!!!! It's only 15 minutes into class, and I don't see this girl recovering from the drowsies anytime soon. There's no coffee, Mt. Dew, or speed sitting next to her. That's when I realized I'm stuck in this predicament for the next hour and 3 minutes! I inched away from her, and tried to hold my breath as she continued to yawn & yawn.
Maybe I should have nicknamed her Yanni!
I'm telling you, this was not normal bad breath. It was not morning breath or cigarettes or coffee or alcohol or onions. It was unexplainable! I think it's best described as dog feces that was rolled in vomit, then soaked in blood, finally to be shoved in a rotting carcass and sprinkled with loneliness.
(Insert dry heave here)
I'm certain that Day 2 (and everyday I'm at UWP) will involve avoiding this girl. I may actually change my major to Avoidance.
